Regular Car Reviews 2011 Triumph Daytona 675


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only the crowns country could assemble a euphoric SportBike in such a way that the only sensation you take away from the riding experience is pain oh so butter well you hate my taste then you hate my bike I can’t let it stand I can’t let it fly powers up like Konami codes this is a brand new bite body freak cars on its weak the Triumph Daytona is as unconcerned with your comfort as a Glaswegian cider drinking husband who’s convinced his wife to let him dry docker ow ow ow ow ow ow ow fellers who aren’t into motorcycles will call the Triumph Daytona 675 a crotch rocket because it’s not a Harley and it has plastic covers they will also call a Kawasaki Ninja 250 a crotch rocket as well if you press a sideline motorcycle enthusiast they’ll tell you that a crotch rocket is made in Japan has four cylinders flips over backward if you step on the gas and flips over frontward if you step on the brake by using common or logic I suppose this isn’t a crotch rocket because it’s from the UK not Japan it has three cylinders not four and it doesn’t do any of those crazy things you described think of the Triumph Daytona as the covered up version of the Speed Triple it’s three pot block makes 123 crank horsepower and it’s completely bored if you click up the sixth gear and Rumble along fill this bike up with fuel and oil and don’t forget the air too because air does add way and yamaha r1 fairings

it weighs 418 pounds or there abouts torque peaks at eleven thousand seven hundred rpm and horsepower peaks at twelve thousand six hundred rpm and alright like be like oh like my Honda VTEC only eight thousand rpm when you get into bikes this thing goes 12,000 rpm the turn signals are integrated into the mirrors which is good because that stops people from getting those cheap dim fake carbon-fiber flush mel’s stick on turn signals from bike master they’re about as bright as the first game boy advance and they add no value to the bike in fact they make your bike worth less because people see those dumb stick on turn signals like Oh a complete idiot on this bike like that’s the limit of your wrenching skills sticking on you so look you eliminated the fender nice understand what happens when you do this when you get rid of the fender all the mud and road grime and ash and cinders and all those little stones that are covered in that with your tar all of that gets flung up into the Daytona’s undertale exhaust and then it gets glued to the exhaust because the exhaust is hot motorcycles spoil you because the build quality is so much higher than mid-level sports cars and there’s so much faster again the Triumph Daytona makes about the same power as Mazda Miata but it weighs 400 and changed pounds while the Miata weighs 2,000 and changed pounds and that’s why bike like this should never be your first bike if you buy a Triumph Daytona or for that matter a speed triple and that’s your first bike I have no compassion for you you deserve whatever happens to you I mean you that is Darwinism just working its way out I mean that even goes for any 600 cc bike ok I’ll make an exception for the Suzuki Savage 650 because that’s a big one longer Amana track-day oriented bike like this you’re dumb if you buy this as your first bike I want to bite that I can grow into or I want a bike that I can is not gonna bore me when I start I’d leave the stickers up my hat I throw down my xbox controller when I lose if you can’t go Greek goatee here’s what’s gonna happen if you buy a speed triple or a Triumph Daytona as your first buy yes you will be able to ride it yes nothing’s gonna happen if you’re just cruising around really nothing’s gonna happen if you go fast either it’s got big brakes it stops no problem its suspension is amazing it can be adjusted to fit you and because it’s a triple you can go slow in a high gear and you’re not going to lug the engine but here’s the problem you’re 21 and you’re riding a speed triple and you’re sitting at a stoplight and a Mitsubishi Lancer pulls up right next to you and you catch eyes with the driver and you look at him and he becomes your ex-girlfriends new boyfriend in your mind and your whole body just fills up with testosterone and bad decisions and you look at him again and he looks at you and his eyes call you a [ __ ] and now it’s on and all those promises of being careful that you made when you bought this bike instantly they go out the window you wrap it up to seven grand dump yamaha r6 fairings

the clutch and you’re both off and you’re about to become just another one of those statistics that happens on our motorcycles because the next thing you see is going to be one of two things flashing red-and-blue lights of the officer and then the flashing red and white lights of the ambulance when you try to outrun them because a Triumph Daytona is always edging you to go faster it wants the triumph built a brilliant engine but you have to be intelligent enough and mature enough to be able to handle and it’s such an easy bike on which to go fast this is the official bike of grunting loud and cursing louder a Triumph Daytona a motorcycle for the guy who bangs hard and bangs often he bangs are so deep sonic rings come flying out he bangs are so deep when he pulls out they declare him the king of Camelot the Triumph Daytona comes from a long line of masculine exceptionalism it’s gender affirmative therapy on wheels this bike says you’re a guy and it’s okay to be a guy sure in your smirnoff eyes women are taking over the world that they’ll never take my triumphs in short a Daytona escalates every mild situation scuffed pair of canvas shoes becomes the red wedding and before you know it you’re gunning your way to a five star wanted level Triumph Daytona 675 this is a British import that demands a certain kind of rider with patience and Sherlock Holmes Ian logic because a Daytona will get fed up disruptive and argumentative with you faster than a fidgety child wondering why the grown-ups keep talking at the table long after dinner is over at Ruby Tuesday’s look at this tyke the triumph at abnormal speeds